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Moonlighting as an intern for a condiment bottle.
Ph.D. in Procrastination, Masters in Mediocrity, Bachelors in Banality, Wannabe writer & human. Not an expert about anything. I write whatever comes to mind.
brazilian. that’s it.
probably napping
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